An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
It helps if you read it in the accents….
- Season One: WHAT THE TRUCK (literally)
- Season Two: set up for season three
- Season Three: NO
- Season Four: BIGGEST CLIFF HANGER EVER
- Season Five: closure until- WHAT
- Season Six: CAS NO
- Season Seven: HOW
- Season Eight: I QUIT
The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you on Facebook first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort for you, so you end up spending your life at home, never going anywhere.
tumblr wont crash when sherlock season 3 comes out
it wont crash when the hobbit 2 comes out
it wont crash when the doctor who 50th anniversary comes out
tumblr will crash when leonardo dicaprio gets his fucking oscar
a moment of silence for Misha because he made a mistake by playing Castiel in a deep voice because it was more manly like and he thought he was going to be gone anyway after a few episodes but end up saying for 5 years.
he was signed on for 6 episodes. Has been in 56. Highly regrets his Voice choice.
THINGS I LIKE
- when people use my name in conversation
- when people say “this reminded me of you!”
- when people remember little things i say/do
- when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
- when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look
- Me watching the Supernatural pilot for the first time: Oh my god Dean's voice is so fucking deep like what
- Me watching the Supernatural pilot now: OH MY GOD DEAN YOU'RE A BABY WITH A LITTLE BABY VOICE
Whoever put the ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back
And whoever put the ‘s’ in the word ‘lisp’ should be shunned.
The person who put 3 “t”s in “stutter” is going to get their ass kicked…
What about the spelling of “dyslexia”?