if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
#advanced motherfucking placement
castiel-counts-deans-freckles:
i want the last episode of supernatural to be happy and them all alive and driving into the sunset in the impala and it fades to black and then you just hear dean go “oh fuck we forgot about adam”
AND THAT’S WHERE THE MOVIE STARTS
FUCK YES
So speaking of John in Something Wicked, I wanted to point something out because I think people miss it.
So you know how Dean and Sam ended up using that kid as bait for the Shtriga? How they watched him through that camera while he pretended to sleep, waiting for the thing to show up?
Well, given that the entire episode was a parallel for an event in Dean’s childhood, it pretty heavily implies that John was using his kids as bait.
I mean, think about it. Sure, he probably ditched his kids in hotel rooms plenty of times, but why the strict orders to stay inside? Why the additional paranoia? And why, when the Shtriga did arrive, was John so quick to burst through the door on the thing’s heels?
And I know what you’re thinking. But Dean used a kid for bait so it can’t be all that bad. Except of course the part where Dean was opposed to the idea and then insisted on informing the child of the risks (only agreeing after the child insisted that he wanted to save his brother).
9 year old Dean, on the other hand, had no idea. Because he never would have left Sam to go play vids had he known. So not only did John use his kids as bait, but he also gave them zero information about the risks they were undertaking.
Tell me again he was a good parent. Tell me again he was doing the best he could. Because there’s a fine line between child abandonment and child endangerment, and John Winchester salted and burned that line long before the Shtriga.
This is a very important post about shoulders
So when there is a warrant for my arrest and I need to escape from highspeed chase.
“Where’s the Doctor?”
“On the Wii again.”
I tear just rolled down my cheek, amazing<3
this is the most beautiful thing ever
“Oh, that face stroking thing we do!”
Something is telling me the writers had WAY to much fun with this episode.
another round of “is that the legit script or did the fandom change it.”
It’s legit



